Lydia English Morris has been acting for most of her life. Favorite roles include the The Vain Monkey in first grade and Tilly the Tooth in third grade. A former competitive figure skater and tennis player, she plays neither sport now, but still manages to be very competitive. (You think you're more competitive? Prove it.) Lydia has astounded the other members of the Waitstaff with her uncanny ability to find amazing, cute, painful, and expensive shoes. Her motto in life: "If it's expensive and painful... count me in."