Did You Know…
Comedy Central's Insider has featured The Waitstaff's
You Shaved Your [Female Genitalia] Like
A [Seasonal Holiday] Tree For Me and
Blowjob Song on their site?
The Waitstaff just returned
from playing Duke University?
The Waitstaff wants to be your friend?
The Waitstaff has a Blog?
The Waitstaff teaches the class
"Writing and Performing Sketch Comedy" at Drexel University?
Waitstaffer Dennis DiClaudio is the author of
The Hypochondriac’s Pocket Guide to Horrible
Diseases You Probably Already Have
and it's sequel,
The Paranoid's Pocket Guide to Mental
Disorders You Can Just Feel Coming On?
